How To Celebrate Your Birthday, The 40-Year Edition

1. Get up with 2 year old at 5:15, lay on couch while she sits on you watching Caillou, drift off to sleep until she shifts her weight, then practically jump off the couch from being startled
2. Fix 2-year old breakfast, make her lunch, get her dressed, see her and hubs out the door
3. Fold a load of laundry while watching the Today show (I SWORE I wasn't going to do any housework, but I couldn't help it; I promise that's all I'll do)
4. Take shower, shave legs so as to not disgust massage therapist this afternoon
5. Dry hair, put on makeup, get dressed, gather laptop, leave house
6. Go to Panera to write and end up on Facebook for two hours instead

To be continued...