I got 3 hours of sleep last night. Can a one-year-old have insomnia? The kid just didn’t want to sleep. I, however, might be passed out on my keyboard by 10 a.m.

In other news, today’s (actual) online headlines that fall under the “and that’s considered news?” category:

• Rocker Scott Weiland charged with DUI
• Britney skips child custody deposition
• Liza Minnelli collapses on stage during performance in Sweden
• Sweatshops crank out Wal-Mart ornaments
• Naked men shop for Skittles