Thursday, October 11, 2007

Things which have eluded me into adulthood

  • How to microwave something on Medium Power
  • How to drive a stick shift
  • Why people don’t know the difference between its and it’s
  • Doing math in my head (if I don’t have a piece of paper, I can’t carry the one)
  • Keeping Kleenex in my purse, or anywhere on my person, despite year-round allergies
  • The ability to dispose of a spider without using the vacuum cleaner
  • How to separate an egg
  • Why anyone in their right mind would run, unless they’re being chased


Blobby said...

Seriously on the stick shift?

I love separating eggs. I just take two of them and put them about 4" away on the counter. denton rolls his eye every single time.

Kris said...

Seriously. The last time I tried was 1990 in Susie's car. I spent five minutes trying to turn from Woody Hayes to Tuttle Park. We finally had to switch places so she could drive.

Denton is a lucky, lucky man.