- How to microwave something on Medium Power
- How to drive a stick shift
- Why people don’t know the difference between its and it’s
- Doing math in my head (if I don’t have a piece of paper, I can’t carry the one)
- Keeping Kleenex in my purse, or anywhere on my person, despite year-round allergies
- The ability to dispose of a spider without using the vacuum cleaner
- How to separate an egg
- Why anyone in their right mind would run, unless they’re being chased
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Things which have eluded me into adulthood
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2 comments:
Seriously on the stick shift?
I love separating eggs. I just take two of them and put them about 4" away on the counter. denton rolls his eye every single time.
Seriously. The last time I tried was 1990 in Susie's car. I spent five minutes trying to turn from Woody Hayes to Tuttle Park. We finally had to switch places so she could drive.
Denton is a lucky, lucky man.
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